D'oh!! A Tribute to Stupidity

Hey- I Don't Feel Like Einstein Everyday


But I Just Can't Help Having the Urge to Smack Them on the Head


Quotes on the Fly
Artificial Intelligence don't stand a chance in hell against Natural Stupidity



Duh!#1
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Duhh!#2
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating ..."

Think You're Having a Bad Day???

Next time you think you're having a bad day read this:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And the capper.......

6. An Iraqi terrorist didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Warning!! Bad Day Ahead....when :
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's non of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Bad Day - in Pictures

ahhhhhh.......

definitely not his best golfing day

Quote of the Day
No one is listening - until you make a mistake

Yup - It Had to Happen Here - Tribute to TRANSFORMERS!!

Saw the movie for the 1st time last week. Nothing to shout about - left the theater without much thought about it except.......where to go for my 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th viewing.

To start off - autobots...transform and roll out!!

Here's A Commercial from Double A


A Cheap Truck Commercial


Another One....hey I just can't help it


Rejected Transformers That Never Made Optimus' List To Save Earth




Transformers Jokes ???
Honestly I can't find a half decent one, and those few I found are really lame. What does Transformers has to do with a joke..hmmm. Those who say this movie wud be a joke in box
office haul - the JOKE's on you.

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