Yet Another Post for Today

Scoot..scoot..am trying to catch up here

Jokes
Bumper Stickers for Computer Geeks

Always upgrade to the latest & fastest processor...
You can reboot much faster

Error reading FAT record:
Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Programmers don't die...
they just GOSUB without RETURN

Computers, like children, are unpredictable...
They'll both catch you in any inconsistency

186,000 mps...
It's not just a good idea -- it's the law

Any technology distinguishable from magic...
Is probably insufficiently advanced

To a Net Surfer, true "Freedom" means...
Never having to log off

f u cn rd ths...
u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng

Computer apathy error:
Don't bother striking any key

You probably need a break from ICQ if...
You put on mood music while talking to certain people

The millennium bug still counts as a serious problem...
But it can't be ranked with the Great Depression or Bill Clinton

Hey guys...
Did ya ever wonder if your on-line sex partner "faked it" ?

Flowcharts ??? Cavemen drew flowcharts...
Look how much good it did them

Call in to work sick tomorrow...
Remember even a bad day modeming beats a good day at work

Always remember...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Education is what you get when you read the manual...
Experience is what you get when you don't

And...

This week's computer geek bumper sticker...

My other computer is a Borg



Pic of the Day


awww.......now there's another Hallmark moment


Now to Words of Wisdom
On the other hand, you have different fingers

TODAY'S MENU - Hey I'm back y'all

Been away for a short while. Feels good to be back..now I'm gonna have to make it up. Let's see...

Handpicked Video Clip
Heh..3 commercials in 1 - how's that for a start??





Movie Trailer- Knocked Up
I'm so gonna check this up...I mean OUT

TODAY'S MENU

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best friend

Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Pic of The Day
Passed by this sushi restaurant the other day - was thinking to myself - "hey not a bad idea". Then I remembered seeing this.



Word of Wisdom
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you

Jock or Nerd? An In-Depth Revenue Analysis

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account(401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-metre dash in the Olympics. He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Amusing Video
Some of you might have seen this - some not. Check this out anyway - it's just hilarious


Movie Clip
Fancy ogling an ogre? Here ya go - 3rd helping

Inaugural Posting - Greetings, My Royal Subjects

TODAY'S MENU

Control Over The Wife
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.' "

Pic of The Day


Word of Wisdom
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.