Scoot..scoot..am trying to catch up here
Jokes
Bumper Stickers for Computer Geeks
Always upgrade to the latest & fastest processor...
You can reboot much faster
Error reading FAT record:
Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Programmers don't die...
they just GOSUB without RETURN
Computers, like children, are unpredictable...
They'll both catch you in any inconsistency
186,000 mps...
It's not just a good idea -- it's the law
Any technology distinguishable from magic...
Is probably insufficiently advanced
To a Net Surfer, true "Freedom" means...
Never having to log off
f u cn rd ths...
u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng
Computer apathy error:
Don't bother striking any key
You probably need a break from ICQ if...
You put on mood music while talking to certain people
The millennium bug still counts as a serious problem...
But it can't be ranked with the Great Depression or Bill Clinton
Hey guys...
Did ya ever wonder if your on-line sex partner "faked it" ?
Flowcharts ??? Cavemen drew flowcharts...
Look how much good it did them
Call in to work sick tomorrow...
Remember even a bad day modeming beats a good day at work
Always remember...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Education is what you get when you read the manual...
Experience is what you get when you don't
And...This week's computer geek bumper sticker...
My other computer is a Borg
Pic of the Day
awww.......now there's another Hallmark moment
Now to Words of Wisdom
On the other hand, you have different fingers
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