Think You're Having a Bad Day???

Next time you think you're having a bad day read this:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And the capper.......

6. An Iraqi terrorist didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Warning!! Bad Day Ahead....when :
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's non of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Bad Day - in Pictures

ahhhhhh.......

definitely not his best golfing day

Quote of the Day
No one is listening - until you make a mistake